"Bite a Chihuahua! I'm glad to get back in the car. That was awful. Looks like you're next Brockle. Hahahahahaha!!!!"
"Whatever. Can you see me sniffing this bush through the windshield? Yep. Oooh, couple of short dogs peed here, you definitely could have peed higher on the bush than they did. Oh, wait, you missed this one didn't you? So sad, see me sniffing here Charlie? Whoa baby, what is this? A girl dog? Is it true?? She's in heat! Wow Charlie, too bad you missed this, it smells better than a baby eating pudding."
"Let me out! Let me out! Son of a Meter Reader, this is NOT FAIR!!!
"What's that Charlie? Can't hear you locked up in the car like that...you can watch me pee all over this bush though. Ahhhhhh."
15 minutes later:
"Dude, are you OK?"
"Well, yeah, why wouldn't I be? Charlie, I swear, you're turning into such a mailman."
"Weren't you afraid of the blindfold?"
"Um, what blindfold? They petted me and told me I was beautiful."
"Wait, are you telling me nobody stuck their finger up your butt?"
"Nope. Guess they were too busy kissing me and giving me cookies."