Monday, July 16, 2012

How I'm Spending My Summer

Mecky: 
"Trying to get everything set up to get a free red, plush, velvet couch for my front porch.  Then all I'd need is a red light, and I could have a lucrative side business."  

Danet:
 "My board just went up $150.00 a month.
We were just discussing  hooking from one of the empty sheds at the barn to pay the difference.
You're fancy, you get a couch. We're going to use bales of hay.

Mecky: 
"I tried to sleep on bales of hay one time.  I brought a sleeping bag into the stack in my tack room, which could hold 40 bales and shared a common wall with Bubilee's stall.
I thought it would make me closer to him, and be romantic in a "I slept with my horse, sweetly amongst the alfalfa..." kind of a way.
Did you know that some bales of hay contain ants?
And that they can sense when some idiot tries to sleep on them?
Also:  hooking on hay makes my privates itch, just thinking about it."

Danet:
Itchy, ant-riddled privates create more action.

Mecky:
It's like the Tennessee Walker shoeing of the hooker world.

Danet:
Which draws in the Big $$.

Mecky:
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Big Lick".
(Can't believe I just said that.)


22 comments:

HorsesAndTurbos said...

Bwahahahha!!!

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Helen said...

ROFLMAO!

Skittle said...

I just laughed so hard I snorted... And got dirty looks from the man bits. Love it

Bif said...

There's something familiar... can't quite put my finger on it...

Mecky and Danet could have their own show. Could Lif bust in for guest appearances from time to time?

mugwump said...

I don't know...those that break our secret code names are subject to terrorism through barn mucking.

Anonymous said...

Yes agree we need more of the Danet and Mecky show ;)

LOL

Anonymous said...

and get Mecky a large Star$ucks for cripes sake!

Heidi the Hick said...

I ALWAYS thought that term sounded dirty.

Bif said...

I've been needing a vacation. Cleaning stalls sounds nice.

I should do an "Around the Blogger in Eight-teen Days" sort of vacation!!!

Just think of all the stalls I could muck...

Becky said...

*snort*

Well, good thing those names were changed to protect the innocent. Man. That's not at all transparent.

Bif: Please do that! I promise I won't make you muck any stalls! I may make you babysit and put away laundry so I can go clean a stall or two, but I promise not to make you muck any!

Also, I agree with Anon. That Mecky seems like a fine, upstanding character. She should definitely get a Star$ucks.

Greenie said...

Awesome!
I needed a good laugh today.

Slippin said...

I think the fires/heat has caused Mecky and Danet to fly over the cookoo's nest..LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Big Lick".

LMAOPMP

Anonymous said...

OMG! LMFAO, been in contin ed classes the last few days. That was great!!

mugwump said...

Bif - feel honored. Mecky won't let me babysit. Ever.

KD said...

@anon - is the PMP peeing my pants? Now I've had two good laughs from this post !

Anonymous said...

OMG, I died! Love the big lick comment.

Anonymous said...

This now passes for entertaining reading? I must have missed something along the way.

Anonymous said...

Will you be posting any of your horse training stories soon? I miss them

Anonymous said...

Love, love this blog! Too funny!

Greenie said...

I hope you're doing okay... Between the fires and the recent theater tragedy in Colorado.

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